#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history
^the truth has been spoken
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| Class is too quiet | |
| Stomach: | Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people. |
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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I’m just as goofy and crazy as I was before if not more insane. And if I ever do stray away feel free to find me and kick me in the shins.
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
And Happy Memorial Day!
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Hogwarts POV:
Gryffindor: Brave wizards
Hufflepuff: Hard-working wizards
Ravenclaw: Clever wizards
Slytherin: Ambitious wizards
Gryffindor POV:Gryffindor: Badasses
Hufflepuff: Friends
Ravenclaw: Smartasses
Slytherin: Cunts
Slytherin POV:
Gryffindors: Pussies
Hufflepuffs: Losers
Ravenclaws: Showoffs
Slytherin: BAMFs.
Ravenclaw POV:Gryffindors: Showoffs
Hufflepuffs: Nice try
Ravenclaw: SUPERIOR
Slytherin: *bitch glare*
Hufflepuff POV:
EVERYONE IS OUR FRIEND
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Muggle POV:
What’s a Gryffindor?
Starkid POV:
What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!
lowllowllowl
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY, GUYS.
THANK YOU BRIAN HOLDEN FOR LINKING ME TO THIS. <3
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
GUYS CAN WE FUCKING BRING THIS BACK
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